I heart telling Europeans how much college is in the us
would you believe me if I told you it was anywhere from 15k to 65k
Babe it can be 65k for a single year
shoutout to the steam support worker who saw this guys post and decided to make a christmas miracle
Ever since I was a little child I always knew I wanted my content removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines
when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old
Conrad Heyer, photographed in 1852 at the age of 103. He was born in 1749 and is thought to be the earliest-born person ever photographed.
i am experiencing Emotions about locking photographic gaze with a man who was born in the middle of the 18th century
this dude was an adult already during the american revolutionary war (ish)? he was getting real time news of the unfolding of France's emperors? what
whaaat
he is looking at me
This man was born before the invention of:
The sextant (1757), which allowed precise calculation of your position in the ocean
Lightning rods (1752)
The first English dictionary (1755)
Carbonated water (1767)
Sewing machines (1790)
The cotton gin (1794)
Flush toilets (1775)
And he's looking at you
Well played, crow. Well played
大 means 'big.' It's used as the place name for Omiya station.
犬 the extra stroke exactly where the crow is standing changes the meaning to 'dog.' So now it's dog-o-miya station.
This crow understands Japanese and is a genius prankster.
Absolutely delighted with anticipation of the first time a cop gets stuck inside one of these with no power and (allegedly) unbreakable glass.
Think of all the time, money and effort saved by having police vehicles that set themselves on fire.
cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe
Can't you feel my heart beat fast
I want this to last
It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.
Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.
Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.
Rare Achievement Unlocked:
Just Cum Clean
Next time you make a mistake trying butt stuff, please just be honest instead of collapsing an entire country.
